Hey, look. I finally got around to picking up my new glasses. They’re just like Elizabeth Warren’s!
And my, what a large forehead you have, Kevin. Quite so. All the better to slap my palm against these days. And believe it or not, I even reduced its size using some fancy Photoshop filtering, just like they do for all the Vogue models. In real life it’s about the size of the Half Dome.
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