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Tell you what, Apple. If you’ll just release my iPhone 1.0 from whatever iTunes automatic software upgrade hell you’ve got its soul synced into today, you can keep your fancypants 3G, the GTD app I’m dying to try, and that phone-as-a-remote thing people seem to like so much.
I know your servers are down. You’re busy with all your new friends, I get it.
I just want my commuter podcasts back and the chance to make a phone call, OK?