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Since WikiLeaks first made waves back in 2009, the site’s secret document dumps have spawned myriad political debates, international pearl-clutching, and blog pandemonium. But that’s not all: Businesses, artists, and advertisers are now capitalizing on the whistleblower site’s near daily headline-grabbing (as well as founder Julian Assange’s newfound celebrity), creating strange leaps of logic to tie things like maxipads to Assange and WikiLeaks’s cache. Below are a few of the weirdest products inspired by the WikiLeaks hype.

Condoms

Considering the rape allegations of Assange hinge on his not using a condom, possibly the most contentious item in the WikiLeaks product empire is the DickiLeaks condom. According to Condomania, DickiLeaks condoms claim to “leak more than the truth!” Realizing perhaps that advertising a condom that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to do, that is, you know, to protect against STIs and pregnancy, Condomania adds a disclaimer: “Um, please note that none of the above is true. We lied….DickiLeaks condoms do provide unsurpassed protection and do not leak.” Well, that’s a reLeak, I mean relief.

Sanitary Pads

Butterfly, a sanitary pad company, unveiled two billboards recently in Pakistan’s capital city of Karachi. There’s also a print campaign and a third billboard in the works. The tongue-in-cheek slogan is: “WikiLeaks… Butterfly doesn’t.” It’s only been a few days since the ads have gone up, but photos of the billboard have gone viral, according to Pakistan’s Express Tribune. While these pads may do nothing to stop the flow of… information, it’s rather refreshing to see a feminine hygiene product conveyed with intentional humor, as opposed to the unintentional ridiculousness of commercials showing frolicking in fields and twirling in slow-motion on the beach. 

eBooks

Despite the fact that the WikiLeaks documents are available for free, author Heinz Duthel took excerpts from the latest cables release and turned them into an eBook for the Kindle on Amazon’s UK site. This has caused a stink from WikiLeaks supporters and Amazon users, who have accused the site of hypocrisy. Amazon did, after all, ban WikiLeaks from hosting on their servers. Amazon countered with a disclaimer, putting the phrase “[DOES NOT CONTAIN TEXT OF CABLES]” after the eBook’s already unwieldy title of WikiLeaks Documents Expose US Foreign Policy Conspiracies: All cables with tags from 1-5000. Amazon would also like you to know that customers who purchased Duthel’s WikiLeaks Documents Expose US Foreign Policy Conspiracies: All cables with tags from 1-5000 also bought The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Dracula.

Dog Sweaters, Onesies, Skateboards, Oh My!

Taking it to the e-streets are people on Zazzle, an e-commerce site where anyone can design and create items, like mugs, t-shirts, and totebags, for retail. Of the 36 billion items on Zazzle, there are now over 1,000 WikiLeaks-related wares. The products range from the somewhat expected, “I need to take a WikiLeak” t-shirt to your not-so-typical “heart heart heart heart [x 37] WikiLeaks” ribbed doggie tank top. Also in the roster are skateboards, newborn onesies, iPhone skins, and iPad cases that double as marriage proposals.

Weirdness is a top predictor for whether something goes viral online, second only to inclusion of cats, so it’s not surprising that products like these are making the rounds and making people money. I mean, remember when Obama won the presidency and someone turned his likeness into a $35 gold-colored dildo? So, if you’re looking for WikiLeaks-themed gifts this holiday season, you won’t be in short supply. Personally, I’d rather have the gift of TRUTH, but, not gonna lie, I wouldn’t turn down the onesie either.

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