Not really much to say here, except that if you don’t mail-order this Christmas tree from BossCreations.net, you’re a Baby Jesus-hating commie alien:
Of course, navigating to BossCreations.net currently yields a 403 error, which means you can’t mail-order this tree, which means…well, you know. Enjoy your Saturnalia festival, heathens!
(h/t Christian Nightmares)